I Like Big Asses And I Cannot Lie Tee | Tan Lettering

$29.99

Comfort Colors® Colors: Espresso

Clothing sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Heavyweight, garment-dyed, and proudly unserious — this tee is made for the people who like their shirts comfortable and their humor a little inappropriate. The bold “I Like Big Asses And I Cannot Lie” design brings the perfect donkey-loving wink without trying too hard.

Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this shirt has that soft, broken-in vintage feel from post-construction dyeing, with a relaxed fit that wears easy for barn days, feed store runs, backyard hangouts, or anywhere a good laugh is welcome. The heavyweight fabric gives it structure without feeling stiff, while the tubular knit and double-needle stitching help it hold up through everyday chaos.

Every purchase helps support our end-of-life herd, keeping the donkeys cared for, comfortable, and properly supplied with snacks.

Product features

100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage texture
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape
Double-needle stitching for added durability
Available in sizes S–4XL
Pre-shrunk fabric with sewn-in label

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, max 30C or 90F
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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