Kiss My Ass Can Cooler Black | Slim & Regular

Cold drink, soft pink sass, and absolutely no apology — this can cooler is made for donkey people who like their beverages chilled and their humor slightly ungovernable. The black sleeve features distressed light pink “Kiss My Ass” lettering with a little donkey attitude tucked into the design, because subtle was never really the plan.

Lightweight, smooth, and easy to bring along, it slips onto regular or slim cans and helps keep your hands comfortable while your drink stays cool. Perfect for barn days, bonfires, tailgates, porch sitting, backyard chaos, and those little moments when someone reads it and immediately either laughs or pretends not to.

Every purchase helps support our end-of-life herd, keeping the donkeys cared for, comfortable, and properly supplied with snacks.

Product features

• Durable 100% polyester exterior with edge-to-edge printing
• Soft 100% foam liner for a stable, non-slip grip
• Lightweight and easy to carry, store, or toss in a cooler
• Available in Regular: 3.5" x 4.3" and Slim: 3.5" x 6"
• Fits common regular and slim cans
• Outside white polyester with black foam interior for strong contrast and crisp print

Care instructions

• Wipe with a damp cloth
• Air dry
• Use a soft, non-abrasive cloth